Well look who it is... For the first time in a while anyway. It is really hard to find time to type on the internets since I became a father and STILL had to maintain employment, which doesn't seem fair. Nevertheless here I am. And I'm here because on an infinite (4) number of occasions recently I have had someone tell me that they have personally read something I put on the internet and thought I was funny... HA! How is that for vindication? That's all I needed to hear.
I'm in a hotel room in Norcross, GA right now and I think its safe to assume that all hotel rooms have hidden cameras in them. So I am typing on my computer in hopes that whatever weirdo hotel worker is watching this gets bored and stops waiting for me to take a shower.
But in all seriousness I am going to start doing this more often. Like every day often. Or when I feel like it. So bookmark the ever-loving crap out of this page. because big laughs are coming. Don't believe me? Check this out:
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a catholic priest? I didn't really have an answer for that when I started typing it so we will just agree that I came up with something hilairious about child molestation and have a good laugh. I love you all. Tune in tomorrow.
